stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Catch a stone

Smoke weed and get stoned.

-Did you guys catch a stone in the basement?
-yea bro deadly stone

by AegisAurora April 21, 2021

queens of the stone age

a band that plays rock music so awesome that you'll shit in someone elses pants

queens of the stone age discography

queens of the stone age(self titled)
rated r
songs for the deaf
lullabies to paralyze
era vulgaris

buy them all

by deadprez92 August 29, 2007

Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow

This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!

by Sanron April 12, 2019

jean stone

When both hands are already full of Keystone Light, a clutch Stone is placed in the back pocket of the jeans for later enjoyment.

Dude I'm all out of Stones. *Feels back pocket* Wait a minute, JEAN STONE!

by iamtheprofit November 5, 2011