Stranglehump

To strangle whilst humping someone. Sometimes strangling to death then humping.

He stranglehumped his victim until she died.

by ergonomic desk chairs April 2, 2009

cant-standable

the feeling you have for someone truly disgusting or revolting

i almost hate the sound of her voice as she speaks such utter non-sense; she is so ridiculous and simply cant-standable. i wish she would just stop talking.

by KittyG March 27, 2010

one night standable

a chick that is good enought to sleep with for one night only!!!

Carlos:hey dude check that chick out
Ellis: eh she's alright
Carlos: shes one night standable dude

by carlos alva October 3, 2007

strangleland

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.

"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"

by Xavier November 21, 2003

Strangle-Fuck

Verb: To be asphyxiated during the act of sexual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.

Derogitory title: A sexual deviant who asphyxiates others during a sexual act. Generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.

Brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. We were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-fuck.

by CarridesthroughAZ January 28, 2015

Ninja Strangle Hold

The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.

Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.

by Ichi_Oni June 19, 2009

Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.

Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle

by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015