Stoney Bologna

A stage of being so stoned (high) that nothing makes sense and you cant pay attention to anything that is going on at all during this period of time. Eyes are usually super low and bloodshot and one cannot put words together in correct sentences. Also everything seems funny as shit even though it probably isnt

1. Dude im stoney bologna right now sheesh
2. Cmon lets go get stoney bologna!!

by jimbo24getatme July 26, 2011

stoney

Stone Island.

Stone Island is a very expensive designer make from italy which specialise in making coats/jackets.
There clothing is quality but very expensive, there are many fakes that have flooded the market and are of poor quality. Often worn by football hooligans/football fans!

Liverpool1: Look at that Wrexham fan wearing a stoney coat!
Liverpool2: Lets rob it!

by DaveCharlie October 25, 2004

stope

a much better word, then the commonly overused phrase "sweet"

stope is a new generation phrase.

use it and you will be respected. sweet..um, i mean. STOPE

"my birthday party was so not stope when i fell into the pond and pooped my pants"

by kay snuggs February 15, 2006

stoney

The feeling you have when looking at something beautiful or amazing with out being stoned or high on marijuana, but it feels like it

Looking at the sunlight reflecting off the water is so beautiful, its stoney..
or
the foliage in Autumn so colorful, bright and seemingly luminescent , its stoney.

by dogboy15 September 25, 2010

stupey

used when describing someone who is really dumb.

"Goddamit he put on his trousers backwards - he is so stupey!"

by HgR October 27, 2004

Chris Stoney

Chris Stoney is the youngest member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in late 1989 where he was a baby for some time afterwards. In early 1996, he played for the San Fransico 49ers, where he was quickly cut for deficating in Steve Young's helmet. Depressed from his loss, he joined a local gang. In this gang, he met Don Lando. Living in an abandon war bunker, Don Lando took in Stoney and let him borrow his little sister's drum set. Stoney was instantly a drumming God. Stoney is now drummer in Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe and has even written some of the lyrics to a few songs. He is now enlisting in the army, hoping to get stationed in Vietnam.

Chris Stoney needs no example.

by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

Stoney

As defined by the Beatles in their song "Dig A Pony", a marijuana joint.

I roll a stoney
Well, you can imitate every one you know,
Yes, you can imitate every one you know
I told you so

by CactusSun September 3, 2010