stoned

being under the influence of any drug

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk

by stoner May 13, 2005

Stoned

After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

by Agentsmith111292 June 9, 2010

Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

stoned

Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy! Therefore I'll get stoned

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

stoned

wen ur so high ur mor than fukt up

"dooooooood im so fukt up"
"no man ur stoned bitch"

by capron April 9, 2004

stoned

brain scramble

oh my god im STONED!!!!!!!!!!

by Karl Jackson September 16, 2003

stoned

the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye

he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers

by bakedlobster September 8, 2010