War Story

an explanation of something that happened to you that 1) never really happened to you and 2) is a lot more interesting than what actually did happen to you

Person 1: How did you get that black eye?
Person 2: Oh, I walked into a stop sign.
Person 1: You should say you got into a fight with a gorilla. That would be an interesting war story

by shakenbakerr89 March 29, 2010

Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

it's a long story

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"

From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.

by Jay & Silent Bob June 24, 2004

stirelathon

(n.)(design) strategy by which multiple persons are integrated within a single process to reach a desired condition or moment of exploration without a complete solution for a given situation

Stephanie: What's a stirelathon?
Steven: Your.
Cezary: Mom.

by Team Orange March 30, 2008

Stilyaga

Russian hipster from the 1950s and 1980s, literally "stylish." Dressed like Americans to rebel against the repressions of communism. Smuggled their music on x-rays. Great music and clothes, lots of sex.

Russian 1: "Communism is boring!"
Russian 2: "No way, I'm a stilyaga! We live free."
Russian 1: Get lost before the KGB come and get me too!

by T123ABC October 13, 2011

Story Juicing

The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.

Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.

by StoryJuicer2 December 28, 2011

Roblox Story

a dumb text to speech thing where a girl on Roblox goes finding friends, and stuff

it appears a lot on TikTok, sometimes on YouTube

Average Roblox Story:

Jenna: heeeeyyyyyyy besttttie
Carlos: i am getting 198765456789876545 robux and i dump you because you have nooooo robux, *changes avatar* byyyyye nooooooooob
Jenna: *joins ragdoll* im bored
Lilly: JOIN MY GROUP CHAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
*Lilly adds Jenna to the group chat*
Xavier: ewwwwwwwww bacon kick her
Lilly: no
Carlos: OMMMGGG JENNA IS THAT YOU
Jenna: ya
Lilly: lets do a facccce reveaaaaaaal
Everyone: ok
Lilly: im lilly, im 15 and this is me *shows cute girl*
Carlos: im carlos im 16 and this is me *shows sexy boy*
Jenna: im jenna im 14 and this me *shows handsome girl*
Xavier: im xavier im 1 i mean 18 and this me *shows really cute boy*
Jenna: I SAAW THAT IMAGE FROOM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: *"accidently" shows baby pic*
Lilly: I KICK UUUUUUUUUUU
*Lilly kicks Xavier from the group chat"
Everyone: thank the gooooods
Carlos: wanna play adopt me
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAA
*The end*

by A really big weirdo July 25, 2022