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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy October 1, 2007
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stick a fork in it

1. To be done, finshed or over.
v. "Stick a fork in me"

In reference to a piece of meat or sausage, whereby one sticks a fork in it to test if it is properly cooked.
"I'm done. Stick a fork in me. It's been grand!" - Christian Slater, Pump Up The Volume, 1990
by Archon March 21, 2004
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i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye
by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
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Stick The Tip In

To ask a girl for sex with only the penetration of the "head" of the penis, then slowly putting more dick inside of her til' she cries saying "I thought you were only going to stick the tip in". Basically a mind game for girls who cannot take dick but need to learn how to one way or another.
Boy: "Can I Stick The Tip In, Shawty?"
Girl: "Fine, just the tip"
Boy: *Sticks whole dick inside of her*
by Sex-Ed April 1, 2015
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stick a fork in it

1) A state of completion.

2) To be completely destroyed or defeated.
Stick a fork in it, it's done.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.
by eugene February 7, 2004
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Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.
Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"
by SC Locin' August 23, 2014
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I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"
"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"
by Vennificus November 18, 2018
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