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Stephalu

A very pretty girl with a great personallity. Enjoys laughing and friends, very smart.

Future: WWE Diva
Wow, isn't amanda such a stephalu?
by KreeshaTurner September 11, 2009
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stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.
He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!
by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018
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Stepdad

A complete asshole that makes your childhood a living hell and causes a lot of kids to rebel against authority, they always make up bullshit chores and rules that make no fucking sense what so ever most act like their dicks hang to the floor and think that their step children should love and respect them not realizing that the kids hate him because he’s blinded by his massive ego and ignorance he thinks he can cure the world of everything bad but in reality he never went to collage and bullies everyone in the house until a stranger is around because he has to look good in front of everyone possible except his step family because his dick is too big to care a lot of step fathers end up pushing kids into a helpless stage without realizing it and as soon as the kids have to much they snap and then the step dad wonders why the kid would do something that because he could never be to blame for anything bad because he’s the fuckibg rebirth of Christ himself and his step kids are so lucky to have him in their lives to say everything in the house is theirs even though it was your mother and biological father that bought and paid for the house and most the things inside of it because it’s still all his because he’s an egotistical asshole
Friend : Hey bro how you doing

Me : Good just dealing with the same old bullshit

Friend : oh that sucks, wanna hang out

Me : Sorry I can’t my stepdad needs to lecture me for asking for toothpaste

Friend : What about this weekend

Me : No I got a low B on a test so I’m gonna be grounded
by Randomgaykid January 23, 2019
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dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt
"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"
by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017
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steppin

A step above others, top notch, flexing.
The opposite of lackin.
damn bro he’s steppin. i’m steppin with this drip.
by slothy May 22, 2020
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gets ta steppin'

(Gets to stepping)

Get out of here- leave the premises.
Kindly remove yourselves.
You put out.
I'm tired of your worthless ass eating up all my Pringles- you better gets ta steppin'.

This Club done closed up half and hour ago- y'all better gets ta steppin'.
by Don Ameche July 25, 2006
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Stephanie Meyer

The woman who very recently put feminism back another ten years by writting the cliché-chauvinist-atom-bomb of all teen books: Twilight.

Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.

The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.

Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.
"What you just said was so anti-feminist that it sounds like something from a Stephanie Meyer book!"
by cherryfaerie June 2, 2009
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