Stat boostin

Dudes who lie about what they did in life but ain't really about what they talkin about

Timmoe: back in my day, when I was 22 and in the club, women called me Jesus

JB: Get yo stat boostin ass on wit da bullshit, lil larry lies a lot

by JJB23 September 28, 2013

Willie Stats

When you have more deaths than kills

That Soldier 76 has willie stats

by WillieStats August 27, 2023

Stat Boosting

Filling a lobby with your friends/alts in an online game and forcing them to let you win.

Bro how did you get all those wins?

Stat Boosting.

by Da_ZCT January 11, 2022

Scare Stat

A stat that is potentially mis-leading, used with the intention of playing off of fear-based emotional reactions (pathos), used to support an idea. This idea, requiring deceptive support, is likely flawed. A scare stat has hidden truth (or is a twisted version of truth) which the author of the scare stat hopes you will overlook, as most people do.

"In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, the number of drinking and driving related deaths in Calloway County more than doubled compared to the five years before.

In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, Calloway County experienced 34% more alcohol-related arrests on average compared to the five years before.

In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, Calloway County experienced 60% more total criminal arrests on average compared to the five years before."

-source of these scare stats: keepitoutofmurray.com/statistics.html

by FreedomFighter2011 September 11, 2011

stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.

"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)

by deadpool408 April 15, 2014