squidhead

People that spend too much time in online worlds and virtual reality. Originates with the technology shown in the 1995 movie "Strange Days".

Uber drivers don't like it when squidheads be wire-trippin' on clips in the back of their limo.

by nobodyhuhuh March 23, 2013

squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014

squid burger

A really damp, hairy vagina. Where the hairs are sticking to the upper thigh

Went down on a chick last night, but she had a major squid burger. And got a flossing

by Burdog March 29, 2017

Squidiot

a) one who by ignorance, arrogance, or corruption, destroys a solid future for short term immediate gain. b) logistically impaired individual somehow in charge of operations c) a dangerously desperate spineless invertebrate whose survival is reliant on inky cloud of sneakiness/deceit and its own selfish predatory nature

That guy Mike is a real squidiot

by SquidBurned March 26, 2018

Squidishh

It’s far past scared or terrified it’s even worst it’s SQUIDISHH.

I was on a night walk when and old man approached me and tried to touch me I was squidishh

by GRACE THE GAEEEE October 29, 2018

Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

squid song

A squid song is a song that sounds better every time you listen to it. The term seems to have originated from the Japanese side of the internet; probably on Nico Nico Douga.

"This is probably one of the best squid songs out there."

"Why do you like this? Is this a squid song or something?"

"I hated it the first time I listened to it, but now I love it. This song is a total squid song."

by local weeb August 1, 2020