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squistapath

A homosexsual man, with a beard and/or facial-hair.
I saw a squistapath walking down the street, with his boyfriend... his long beard was flowing in the wind
by john (the spinach boy) May 16, 2006
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squint

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.
You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!
by oddwriter September 26, 2005
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Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.
After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'
by MickJohn November 24, 2011
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squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.
Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 6, 2012
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squintupulous

Squintupulous (Squin-toop-you-lus)- is a hybrid between Awesome, Great, Fantastic, Muy Bueno (for spanish people), Very Nice, Stupendous, Exuberant, Outstanding and other synonyms of these words.

I was reciting song lyrics to my girlfriend, when she said, "It would be nice if you used your own words sometimes." So I responded, " Is not any sentence but a rearrangement of words that have already been spoken?" I don't know why I said it that way, I was going for Shakespearean... Anyway, I told her that "there is no way I could possibly use my own words to describe how I feel unless I created my own word. Our love is squintupulous. There, I created my own word to describe how I feel. I'll even put it on Urban Dictionary right now." Then she responded, "If it's not already there." Well, It wasn't, but it is now!
This is so f*ing squintupulous.
You are so f*ing squintupulous.

That situation last night was the most sqintupulous situation ever!

Synonyms:Awesome, Great, Fantastic, Muy Bueno (for spanish people), Very Nice, Stupendous, Exuberant, Outstanding.

Antonyms: Ratchet. (Because that word sucks)
by Sir Snow Skylark April 11, 2014
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squinty eyes

an offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino origin
Among Asians in North America, it is not the communist Chinese who are the hardest working, but rather the squinty eyes.
by Sexydimma January 22, 2015
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Squirtatious

A woman that is eager to squirt on you
First time i banged her she squirted on me like a slip n slide...she's SO squirtatious!
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O August 22, 2016
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