squime

what the funk do you think it is

"Im gonna spray hot squime all over your mum, and shes gonna like it!"

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Bitch-squiler

A friend or classmate who, to the dislike of others, strongly states his opinion.

Will: Gay men should have the right to change in the locker room.

friend: Will, you're such a bitch-squiler

by John Green Lover August 8, 2010

Squinis

A square penis.
A squinis can only fit inside of a squagina (square vagina)

Dude, Jill told me Brendan has a squinis, so they couldnt bang!

Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.

by Linda Tripp April 5, 2011

squinnypig

This is a rodent that is a cross between a guinea pig and a squirrel. They have been spotted in Le Grand California. They also come in different varieties.

Do you think if I left the squinnypig door open that they will come in?

by Squinnypig Lover!!! October 31, 2007

Squingemontos

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!

by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010

daylight squint

To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.

Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.

Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!

Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!

by nypaliguy January 20, 2010

Squide

When a person shits and pisses at the same time.

Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.

by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009