smuggling peas

erect nipples easily seen through ones top

Gertrude was wearing this sweater yesterday, and you could tell she was smuggling peas

by Inga jingleheimerschmitz September 13, 2011

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

sturggling

Misspelled struggling because of autocorrect

I'm sturggling , wait no, I meant to say struggling

by MIXQUEST January 21, 2018

smiggling tingers

the act of linking tingers (long toes) with another person and/or animal - kinda like holding hands but with toes , tastes sensational.

man last night in bed mohammed tried smiggling tingers, i felt him link our toes under the covers. it was nice. 10/10 would sminger again, adds spice to the relationship.

by abi touchad the spaget February 20, 2018

smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

Smiggling

Skipping sadly whilst crying

Terrence was seen smiggling on his way home after the funeral

by Plumbas June 3, 2022