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weiner squeezer

The act of squeezing your weiner from the base to the tip.
As he sat in the chair across the table from me I knew he was a weiner squeezer when he couldn't keep his fingers from squeezing his penis from one end to the other repeatedly.
by D & A December 16, 2005
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Squeezer

A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite unpleasant, sometimes dissapears in the s bend at the bottom of the toilet.
Man, I gotta take a Squeezer.
You shoulda' seen the shape of that squeezer.
by Cam Doyle April 3, 2003
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dick squeezer

It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.
"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"
by not jenn. April 19, 2009
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Squeezer

one who squeezes
by yo mamamamamma April 3, 2003
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Squeezer

A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.
That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.
by Pseudonymfake November 3, 2013
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Squeezer

Conversation

Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?

Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!
by godofwords April 24, 2014
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Squeener

A thin long penis, the opposite of a chode. Can also be compared to a pencil-dick.
dude i did you here about johns pencil-dick? Yea i heard it was a reel squeener.
by original squeen November 22, 2011
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