Gorb Snatching

The act of catching a fart bubble with cupped hands while immersed in a body of water, i.e. a bathtub, jacuzzi, swimming pool, etc., for the purposes of personal enjoyment, relocating the bubble to someone else' location, or incriminating another for the offending stench.

John caught Jane in the act of gorb snatching just before she let the rancid bubble pop right under his nose.

Bill was known among his friends on the swim team as a notorious gorb snatcher.

by Chupacabra Ric January 2, 2011

Squatch'd

Squatch'd /skwŏchd/–verb 1. deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: to squatch, rip off, fraudulent

We were booked to play a charity concert at the Indy bar. But we were Squatch'd by the promoter.

by Eddie Hitler March 3, 2008

Cumber Snatching

To Snatch Cumber and form an unruly collection of cumbers.

'That's a damn fine Cumber, I'm 'avin that...'

-Cumber Snatching

by JamesLikesCumber May 18, 2011

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

Squatch

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.

Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.

by Dextin July 31, 2011

Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016

squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.

Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!

by Kailley July 11, 2007