Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

Squasted

Squandered food thrown into the trash bin. This food is good enough to be eaten later, donated, preserved, or stored... but ends up in landfills.

Lauren squasted two perfectly good slices of pizza because she says she doesn't "do" leftovers.

by LoveFoodHateWaste June 4, 2015

squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.

"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"

by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016

Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

by Mafialeader June 12, 2021

squishedcheems

He only speaks the truth

squishedcheems doesn’t state opinions, his videos are only true statements

by NeverMet!! September 8, 2021

Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023

squbashed

When the choclate of a creme egg is smacked toghether.

The creme egg was squbashed together

by The squbashed egg February 26, 2024