Hero Squad

Fictitious branch of the army, of which men who still live with their mother are able to be a part of. Before accepted into this branch of the army you must first be awarded your stuffed seal for marksmanship and stuffed gorilla for sand-racing.

Buster: I'm not a coward, would a coward have this!

Lucille: Whats that?

Buster: They're awards mother... this one is for marksmanship, and this one, sand-racing... and tomorrow they're putting me in something called: "HERO SQUAD!"

by 1stSinth May 5, 2010

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Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

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Tea Party Death Squad

A very real and dangerous group, seeing to destroy the very fiber that holds together the United States of America. When you see a member of the TPDS, you should do what the rest of us do: run.

Hey, Horatio, did you hear that the Tea Party Death Squad brutally murdered 14 komodo dragons?

by Jesus Christ $uperstar May 11, 2011

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Squadala

A term often heard in Youtube poops. It originates from an old Legend of Zelda CD-I game. When link and Gwonam take off on the carpet, Gwonam utters the famous line.

Link and Gwonam fly off into the air.

Gwonam:"Squadala!!!"

by Chad Beasley January 4, 2008

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squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

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