Tough Squash

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.

Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.

Tough Squashed man: Yes.

Average Guy: Tough Squash

by Hhkgfl May 12, 2010

squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)

"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."

by Timmy M. May 22, 2008

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

squash

Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.

Squash is a sport .

by mmk September 14, 2003

Squash Rot

The effects left after prolonged use of mind-altering drugs.

Stoner 1: "Yo, Dude, the other day me and my buddy were checking out this sweet new board and..."

Stoner 2: "...And what dude? What happened?"

Stoner 1: "Fuck, i don't fucking remember!"

Stoner 2: "You got one mean case of Squash Rot, man"

Stoner 1: "Fuck you man.... A few more Rips off this bong will cure it"

Celebrity Examples:

Ozzy Osbourne
Courtney Love
Mick Jagger
Stephen Tyler

by Adam Denoncour November 8, 2007

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011