Slumped

acronym* To be the best version of yourself, under the nost extreme circumstances.

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

Slumped

Acronym* To be the best version of yourself in the most extreme curcumstances.

i just took a L, luckily, im slumped at fuck.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

Stumped

1) A highly intense sexual session of deep, relentless, hardcore pounding by an aggressive, dominant guy that overwhelms the body and mind with involuntary orgasms, leaving you disoriented and unable to function from pure sensory overload.

2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.

After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.

by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025

sliggity slumped

SLIGGITY SLUMPED: TO BE VERY TIRED BUT LIKE IT'S A BIG MOOD

SOFIA MANOY IS THE CREATOR OF SLIGGITY SLUMPED

YEAH BOI I AM SLIGGITY SLUMPED

by sliggityslumped January 17, 2018

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

get slumped

get rekt, but less 2012

GET SLUMPED!
GET ABSOLUTELY SLUMPED!

by wowoitU January 18, 2019

Slepecki slumped

When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.

Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.

by Funny girlfriend June 20, 2019