fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

by Sassy Sasha December 15, 2018

Spiteful

Being or Doing something that will negatively affect a person or group because of feelings of resentment towards them.

Mary was being spiteful when she took the last slice of pizza, She didn’t want her enemy to get any.

by JhonGhotti June 24, 2018

spreadsheetmanship

Of, or pertaining to the level of skill and talent one posesses in regards to creating, editing, and formatting spreadsheets. Generally, someone with good spreadsheetmanship will employ effective colors combinations, fonts, and cell spacing to create a readable, functioning spreadsheet.

"Her spreasheet was easy to read and understand due to her excellent spreadsheetmanship."

"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."

by S Peterson August 6, 2008

Spreadswoman

Female who frequently engages in sexual activity within a "circle" of friends.

May that spreadswoman find glory in tonight's scandalous activities.

by Spreadskate February 11, 2009

spite sleep

When you sleep at a place or time against the will of another. When you decide to sleep to annoy or otherwise get back at someone because they cant do anything with you while you're asleep. Generally ignoring the protests and threats to you sleeping because you know nobody can do anything about it, or to make a point that you can.

Melody was upset that her friend wanted her to go home, so she decided to spite sleep in the hall.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.

by Saibaton May 29, 2019

Sandy Spread Cheeks

The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.

I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!

by Cousin Blackjack August 1, 2020

ohio butter spreader

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.

When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.

by Clapper8611 April 23, 2016