Sporked

Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!

You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.

by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006

Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!

by TRexroth November 11, 2010

spork

A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both

I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.

by Goldling September 14, 2008

spork

when yo spoonin wit yo gurl annd u pop a humongous boner turnin yo self into a spork instead of a spoon

yea bro, i was wit diamon spoonin, but dat ass made me spork as hell.

by rafael December 30, 2012

Spork

a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.

Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.

by Ralph Geebers January 25, 2011

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who doesn’t like to suck peen in synchronization

Person 1- Yo look at the spork over there
Person 2- I know dude she such a pleb

by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004