Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022

Splinky

Splinky is the magic partner of Prince the wonder dog. Often found solving mysteries and chilling in the Zen garden.

Life is always better when you have splinky as your partner.

by The Sweet Dragon July 28, 2022

Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

splinko

The splinko is a small creature that i used to describe in science class to describe circuits

guy 1: look at that splinko!
guy 2: i wonder what circuit this creature is a part of!
guy 1: hes part of that circuit board!

by Fluqxlexy September 29, 2023

splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv

Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!

by jonahthefly January 29, 2024