sphincter pudding

Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.

Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???

by Billy B November 10, 2008

Splinter Group

A group of stag party participants who sneakily break away from the main group because they're too boring

This pub is shit, let form a splinter group and go to that lap dancing club around the corner

by HJOlympian June 9, 2010

Rockaway Splinter

This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!

Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.

by Woody Woodrow May 22, 2008

Sphincter Mouth

Very deep verticle wrinkles around a persons mouth. Typically seen on females who are heavy smokers.

Deb: Oh my, your friend Sally's mouth looks like a spincter.

Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.

by Saurus-rex March 16, 2011

sphincter cut

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

by bunthole June 21, 2011

Sphincter Plow

To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.

When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.

by Liljohny September 5, 2011

sphincter mummy

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013