Splice

Splice: To be given head from a female

Guy: I was with this girl last night and she spliced me
Guy 2: Dude i just got spliced by my girlfriend

by JackJarrad January 21, 2009

spliced

this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means NOTHING. it is UNDEFINED, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.

"splice it the fuck up"
"i am so spliced"
"spliced % undefined"

by Senor DeHou May 13, 2005

splicesparky

Gay

That person was splicesparky.

by GrammarPatty May 30, 2018

Splice

A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode

'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'

by Murphison November 5, 2014

Splice

The act of sharing, usually with a narcotic

Bro will you splice stoge that with me?

by @downloadmymixta April 5, 2015

Splicer

Someone who fakes speedruns by means of video manipulation or otherwise because they are a useless human being

Guy 1: Dude did you see that kids speedrun? It was insane!
Guy 2: Nah bro he went full K' Will on that lol. Kid is a despicable splicer
Guy 1: lol

by MetalGearFan August 6, 2018

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018