blackberry spirituality

Extreme spirituality. Uses the term blackberry to describe how devout you are. Similar to how a business person is constantly checking their blackberry, a practicer of 'blackberry spirituality' is constantly praying (ie at the dinner table, while on vacation, at parties, etc.)

I live a life of blackberry spirituality.

by manaveri October 6, 2007

spiritual pig

A radicle, Bible believing christian who reads the Bible on a consistent basses. One who pigs out on the Word. One who reads the Word (Bible) but does not apply it to his/her life.

Be a Spiritual Pig and get in the Word on a constant basses.

by Antenucci February 8, 2008

Spiritual Wind

What Christians experience when they are supernaturally visited by the Holy Spirit—a common outward sign is they start to speak in tongues or laugh uncontrollably.

Unlike a strong wind that both believers and unbelievers can feel or hear outdoors, the spiritual wind is usually experienced only by Christians indoors, be it in a church congregation or in a home fellowship of a few believers.

by MathPlus August 12, 2018

spiritus sanctus

Also spelled Spirytus, or the Holly Ghost - the rectified spirit, usually 190 US proof (95.6% alcohol by volume). The ultimate, most powerful stuff you can get at some liquor stores, when you're ready to meet the gods. Often found on parties where Eastern Europeans (especially Polish) are present.

American Guy: What is in these shots?
European Friend: Spiritus Sanctus...(saying prayer in Latin) *Gulp*
American Guy: hmm... Okay...*Gulp* Aghhh...
Later at the hospital
American Guy: wha... What happened? Where am I?
European Friend: Dude, you died, I had to perform CPR! You're lucky I'm certified nurse.

by Local Guy Tommy December 28, 2016

Spiritual Realist

Splinter group of Seekers of Buddhism/Zen philosophy that stay true it's precepts and values. Spiritual Realist refuse to take drugs and are able to see through the flaws and reject radical pacifism, pushed and stained by the mainstream

Fake Spiritual: "Hey I'm into Spiritual too!"

Spiritual Realist: "Really?!"

Fake Spiritual: "Yeah I got into it after taking LSD. It opened my mind!"

Spiritual Realist: "Oh..."

by AznDoItBetter August 12, 2021

Spiritual Coma

A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!

Dang was that guy praying cuz it looks like he just entered a spiritual coma bro!

by Dankboii January 28, 2018

spiritual cum

when you’re watching porn and cum at the exact same time as the pornstar.

Yo i had a spiritual cum and connected on a spiritual level with this pornstar last night.

by Dylthetank July 2, 2018