Spinal Fartosis

It is a medical condition when you fart and it travels to your brain through your spine and becomes a shitty thought or an idea.

Bro, your jokes suck and your ideas are ever shitty. I think you have spinal fartosis.

by Mr. Brains December 8, 2020

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022

Spineless dickhole

Someone that is unpleasant to be around.

Brad is a Spineless Dickhole.

by AestheticTap October 2, 2022

spindle

A term of endearment, as well as mockery often used in conjunction with the word prick.

Alright spindle are you coming out tonight? Or are you gonna stay in and be a spindle prick? HONK!

by Leeug October 23, 2003

spineless jellyfish

A person who has no since of morality; (in extreme cases) a person without a conscience; one who does not care about the repercussions of his/her actions

Dude 1: Dude this hot chick asked me to take her out on a date and I totally stood her up bro lmao what a dumb bitch.
Dude 2: Wow man, way to be a spineless jellyfish.

by DontieDankboy February 22, 2017

The spinal tap

When the guy is taking his partner from behind in either hole he tells his partner

"I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come!"
While saying this he brings down his elbow in their back thus creating a spinal tap.

"Dude, last night Tammy and I were doing the dirty and she was getting pretty wild. I totally performed the spinal tap."

by Wilmer Fudd March 9, 2010

spinkler

a term somebody uses after being high or getting blood drawn. usually from laughing about a sprinkler for 20 minutes and then mis-pronouncing it.

hahaha look at that spinkler hahaha

by squisheegurl September 4, 2004