spengy melt

One who lacks the basic requirements to function as a human; mentally challenged; Tom Love

Did you see what Tom did in class today?

What a spengy melt

by Toohak July 10, 2018

Spencering

The practice of finding out which gambling market a friend or colleague has backed and then proceeding to copy the bet which subsequently loses. This custom is known as 'Spencering' whilst the person committing the offence can be referred to as a 'Spencerer'

Past tense: to be 'Spencered'

The 'Spencerer' is a wily animal and will often only join a bet when the odds have shifted into his or her favour. However, within moments of their participation, the wager can easily be observed going down the shitter.

Should one encounter a 'Spencerer' it is extremely advisable to maintain a cloud of secrecy. On no account should a 'Spencerer' be allowed to gain knowledge of ones wager.

I told Richard the horse I backed in the 3.20 at Aintree. It looked like a winner all the way until I realised I'd been Spencered by that cunt Richard! He is always Spencering my bets, the total dick!

by Hosethe_daddy February 4, 2019

e-spanger

E-Spanger (electronic spare changer) pronounced E-spain-ger is a person who solicits virtually for the immediate donation of money or other gratuity via online personal funding or crowdfunding websites for questionable or unverifiable private or social causes. This may be done by social media or email (asking, requesting, coercing (badgering), sympathy appeals). It is the habitual manipulative or coercive use of another individual's sympathy, guilt, or insecurity for monetary gain. It is a form of emotional and financial abuse - in some cases, fraud or misappropriation of funding.

My Facebook friend, Jill, created a gofundme page to ask for money for her surgery explaining that she was uninsured and had a life-threatening illness. She received thousands of dollars from many sympathetic friends when I found out later that the money was actually used to pay for an elective, cosmetic procedure, her last month’s rent and some Star Wars and Star Trek collectibles. She’s an e-spanger.

by gofundyourself August 10, 2016

Spender

1. The best damn moderator anyone EVUH did see.

2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.

That Spender, why, he's such a great mod that he just makes me want to touch myself!

by Committee for Laserbeam Pandas June 16, 2009

No Spencer

Another word for “No Homo”

Person 1: Man I love my homies
Person 2: woah woah, no spencer though ok?

by No Spencer December 8, 2018

spenema

(sp-eama') noun. Sperm enema, ie, when a man engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates in her rectum. The effect is similar to an enema, but using sperm instead of water.

Damn, after I gave my old lady a spenema last night she had to spend an hour on the toilet.

Porn stars enjoy spenemas as much as the next person.

by Big J-Dawg October 16, 2005

jesse spencer

The ONLY reason I watched Neighbours in the 90's.

OMG is that Jesse Spencer on House, Billy Kennedy's all grown up!!

by mmm-noodles April 14, 2007