speese

the result when sperm and cheese are mixed together

"ill have the large double speese burger"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

three sleeps till christmas

One of the hardest to define slang terms from Oz. It's associatted with moderately heavy, heavy and/or the over the top use of stimulants or amphetamines such as ice. Humourously used to describe to someone about your state of mind in combination with the amount of days in a row you have been without sleep, and the estimated days you expect to continue being awake and used in the same vien also, when lightheartedly stirring somebody else up who is also obviously - via thier actions, in the same condition. It's comedic value is derived from the fact, that when said, being most likey many months, or at least weeks and weeks away from christmas day, that in fact only 3 actual occurrences of a good nights sleep are likely to occur before that holiest of holiest days arrives. It's like saying that on a busy day at the carpark of a shopping centre, that "millions of cars" were parked all over the place, making it a pain to get out of there in any decent amount of time, when there may have been actually only 50.

guy walks into a club, his friends noticing the eyeballs and fidgetyness, combined with his uncanny savvyness, dash and the ability to see and understand the secrets of the universe. He walks up to his group of buddys and proclaims " three sleeps till christmas" while smiling, showing the sparkle of light shining from his teeth like in the cartoons, and shouts all his pals thier favourite beverage.

or

the same guy walks into the same club, looking a little like henry munster, glazed eyes, not realy sure if the name on his drivers licence and the associatted picture, is actually him, muttering something along the lines of " i am woman hear me roar" has all his pals racing over to see who can be the first to overwhelm and bedazzle him with the saying, all very likely in fits of hysterics at just how out of it, thier not so fine weathered friend is. They'd probably immediately also mention, that he's been here for hours and "that he somehow has got out of paying for his last two shouts of drinks and for him to please go to the bar, we all just want the usual"

by jamie_ledge November 9, 2008

rust never sleeps

to never underestimate the power of the underdog

After the "Wrath Of The Racket" Ring Of Honor Show in 2003, a mystery assailant attacked Lucy Furr and left the note reading: "Rust Never Sleeps"

by Andrew Bootman May 1, 2005

sheepshagger

a person who engages in sexual activity with a sheep

He got convicted of bestiality; lousy sheepshagger got 5 years.

by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008

sneepsnop

the sound you make when you have to fart and sneeze at the same time, resulting in an explosion of liquids and smells.

me: oh, man, i really have to sneepsnop!
Him: keep it to yourself, i dont want sneepsnop all over my living room!
me: too late

by Chicago6757 March 12, 2014

Sprepsi

Sprepsi is a mix between the soft drinks "Sprite" and "Pepsi". Often mixed together at soda fountains and is a delicious drink.

"Hey will you fill my cup up, I had a Sprepsi."

by Maker Of Great Taste August 12, 2008

Sheepster

Hip doesn't clearly and accurately describe these hoards of 20 somethings that are trying the Brooklyn look for the first time. Purchasing looks at stores like Urban Outfitters and Cheap Jacks, there is nothing original about the oversized plaid shirts, black spandex/ skinny tight pants, Wallabees, and big framed glasses (minus the glass of course.) Getting their influences from celebrities, store windows and magazines, they trade the old for the new (or should I say vintage.) A Hipster would be someone from Brooklyn with an original look, these on the other hand, like sheep, copy the trends and each other.

"I can't stand all these Sheepsters moving into Brooklyn"

by Krystyna Printup January 14, 2009