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Long Spear 

A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.
'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
Long Spear by LongSpearMaster25 September 9, 2019
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Flesh Spear

The biological male phallic member responsible for both procreating and brisk sexual encounters. The person who uses this term views their penis as a gift from God and a dangerous weapon used to deposit the good good in any orifice deemed suitable. It can be seen as protruding flesh when utilizing a codpiece.
After a late night drinking, Larry found his Moby dick in the form of a 300lb vixen named Sally. And promptly shoved his flesh spear into his prize.
Flesh Spear by -Jman- May 18, 2021

Alaskan Spear-Chucker 

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Alaskan Spear-Chucker by Uthorr February 11, 2013

Turtle Spear 

A thin hollow tube of plastic for drinking liquids, also know as a straw. Occasionally found in the stomachs of animals and in the noses of turtles.
Starbucks Barista: How can I help you?
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.
Turtle Spear by @ComedicWizard April 7, 2019

one handed spear cleaner 

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy
any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner
one handed spear cleaner by Snarfy December 18, 2011

Burning Spear 

One of the most brilliant and respected roots artists in Jamaica's history, Burning Spear (aka Winston Rodney) has unleashed a host of classic dread records over the years. Part Rastafarian preacher, part black historian, more than any other roots artist, Burning Spear has illuminated Rastafarianism in song, sharing his beliefs with an avid public.
Burning Spear is one of the most accomplished Reggae artists today.
Burning Spear by osi November 23, 2005

tip of the spear 

An American idiom commonly used in military operations to mean the first soldiers to go into a war zone. In common usage it means the first to venture into a new endeavor. A trailblazer.
When it comes to creating new technologies, Steve Jobs was the tip of the spear.
tip of the spear by Moffrogangus October 22, 2015