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tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.
Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.
by patcat November 11, 2019
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Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted
I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula
by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022
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Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
by MrJWD March 23, 2021
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spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...
ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!
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spatula back

When you see a person with short legs and a long back. Meaning the handle is the back and the bottom of the spatula is the legs. Like. Cholo.
by One&onlyPunky March 24, 2024
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Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers
Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....
by FardMaker November 22, 2021
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rat spatula

When u fit ur whole foot in some good ass pussy and u flick around like u got rat on ur spatula.
Yo I just got a rat spatula up my ass.
Yo that’s dope Bria.
by Yesssurrrrrrr February 13, 2021
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