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spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...
ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!
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bull spatula

"man this is bs!"

"dont say that, say bullspatula!'
"MAN THIS IS SOME BULLLSPATULA!"
bull spatula means bullshit but in a non curse lanugage
by owneerofyrmom May 9, 2023
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Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers
Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....
by FardMaker November 22, 2021
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rat spatula

When u fit ur whole foot in some good ass pussy and u flick around like u got rat on ur spatula.
Yo I just got a rat spatula up my ass.
Yo that’s dope Bria.
by Yesssurrrrrrr February 13, 2021
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Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
by MrJWD March 23, 2021
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count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.
Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
by someone_cars May 7, 2021
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butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.
Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022
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