Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008

Spartan'd

The total destruction of a persons self esteem via the motion and dialogue derived from the movie, "300". Warning: Being Spartan'd can result in destruction of self esteem and physical and/or mental bruising.

TJ: Can we get this line moving? This is madness how slow this is...
Eric: Madness..? THIS IS SPARTA!! *kicks TJ*
TJ: :( I've just been spartan'd...

by Archduke of Wellington October 5, 2009

spare

(v.) term used mainly on stan twitter to refer when you want to achieve a certain account of number (usually a rounded up no.) and you ask others to follow you

*991 followers*
account: spare 9 followers

by cuteasabuttonhe April 2, 2021

Sparta High School

Hick school in Sparta, Wisconsin, also known as Spartard. Common extracurriculars include tobacco chewing, cow tipping, Wal Mart trips, and teenage pregnancy.

The football team is the pre-game show for the band.

"Hey, I gradumacated from Sparta High School!! I'm edumacated now!!"

by GenizGirl October 22, 2008

Spartan jukebox

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.

Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba

by hshsba October 17, 2019

Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz

Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

by Cranberry1890 May 27, 2023

gorascophic-sparatipitous sphere

A word used to get gullible students to spend time looking up an imaginary things

I cant belive you just spent an hour looking up gorascophic-sparatipitous sphere.

by Dkock October 8, 2008