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sophomore skip day

the 27th of September is national sophomore skip day
bob: hey u going to school tomorrow

joe: nah bro it’s sophomore skip day
bob: oh word!!!!
by Jlopez September 26, 2021
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Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.
Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.
by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018
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sassy sophomore

A 2nd year highschool student after being a freshman that thinks they are all big and bad. Usually stumpy white girls with brown hair on the drill team.
by A bike December 12, 2016
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sophomoritis

Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?

Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!

Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.

What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?

Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.

Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?

Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!

Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
by MendesSoldierNY March 8, 2022
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Sophomore in College

Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.
That dude over there is such a Sophomore in College.
by salamoander May 14, 2023
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Sophomore Phases

Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead
Holy cow! Tommys the classic Sophomore Phases! What a raging homo pothead!
by Male Name February 5, 2023
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Sophomore Story

A pointless story, not relating anyway, or to anything in the current conversation.
"I'm standing cause I like to stand." "...Sophomore story."
by Alfonce94 September 19, 2011
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