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selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.
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myspace spelling

will yoo comment meh myspazz pics plzz.
they are sexeh an hott, vereh howtt.
omgdz am soo scene omgdz
comment meh piczz whilee am in theh showah.
ya rly!
the person typing like this is usually called 'emmah' or '.x.myspazz.x.whore.x.' XxSexehMyspacePrincess.

Stupid myspace spelling
by hananananaah January 17, 2006
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Mortal Kombat Spelling

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.
"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.
by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013
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jack skellington

The most perfectly scarey/heartfelt charecter from a film ever The Nightmare before Christmas. "Jack Skellington" is the pumpkin king of halloweentown who is fatigued of the Halloween way of life. He wants more from life apart from scaring young ones and all. When he finds Christmas town he wants it so he takes it for himself. When its ruined he trys to fix it. He is a good soul who trys to make everything good but cant.
Jack Skellington is tall and thin with a bat bowtie
by Alfie Salisbury January 1, 2005
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spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.
person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!
by Tim August 31, 2005
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Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.
We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.
by Gorshum April 12, 2011
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selling dreams

When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.
EXAMPLE 1:

What happened to you Alyssa?

Oh, I'm so bummed out.

Why is that?

Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?

EXAMPLE TWO:

Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.

Selling dreams?

She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
by problemeo February 25, 2019
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