Sober Shepherd

A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.

Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.

by General Mothafucka October 15, 2012

No Sober October

You get sober in October - You lose

-WTF is wrong with you you haven't been sober in weeks
-It's no sober October my dude

by Mesijas_Augis October 10, 2020

Out-Sober

To out perform someone who is more drunk than you, in a contest they would have won if you were on equal levels of drunkenness.

I got out-sobered in ping-pong. If I hadn't had that triple shot of Jack, that bitch would have gone home in a body bag.

by Ara-Takashi February 27, 2011

sober irishman

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish

If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003

Sober Sunday

After an entire week of non-stop partying, sunday is a day set aside for sleeping in and recovering so that you can go out and do it again the next week.

Friend 1: What did you do last week?
Friend 2: Got drunk.
Friend 1: What are you doing today?
Friend 2: Its Sober Sunday. So sleeping and recovering so i can get drunk tomorrow.

by lfshein January 22, 2010

drug sober

the state obtained from not consuming narcotics, due to lack of availability or lack of interest, however, consumption of alcohol may have occurred.

John: "You alright mate?"
Tim : "yeah, had a few beers but I'm drug sober man"

by Nick Flanagan December 16, 2007

sober steve

A person who refuses to partake in any form of drug taking, in particular when drugs are easily available.
It may also refer to a person who is under the influence of alcohol/weed and is acting silly,naive or immature. In this context it is used sarcasticly.
A person who is drinking an alcoholic beverage very slowly may also be called "Sober Steve".

Hey man why don't you stop being such a Sober Steve? I mean you can't come the whole way to amsterdam and not smoke some pot?

by Mark23122 March 4, 2008