half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

by archangel77777 October 5, 2011

Juicy skeever

When you’re eating your significant others ass while they are playing video games.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a juicy skeever while she was looting dungeons

by Johnspanky November 8, 2018

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

cloud sneezer

People who sneeze when they look at the sky.

People who are extremely high.

"I heard that timmy was allergic to the sky, what a cloud sneezer."

"Did you know Jake was doing drugs in his car, I should stop hanging out with a cloud sneezer like him."

by Neatly Folded Towels July 25, 2022

Peep Sneeper

- a pervert who sneaks peeps in children's windows

Mary saw the face of the peep sneeper before he ran off!

by Gatordaddy October 14, 2022

HAIL SNEEZER!

What you can say when someone sneezes instead of bless you or God bless you.

Person 1: *sneeze
Person 2: HAIL SNEEZER!

by Frenchtard April 13, 2024

whimpering sneezer

When you sound like whimpering when ya sneeze, usually bc you're a twink, your name starts with R, you're a loser or all of the above.

"Have ya seen how Reki sneezes?!"
"YEAH he sounds like he totally sounds like a whimpering sneezer..."

by sigmaalphamale777 May 28, 2024