smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 4, 2004

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005

smurf

when you beat off and your penis turns blue

my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed

by felix guzman December 28, 2005

smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

Smurf

In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.

Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.

Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.

by Lezzer7 May 24, 2016

smurf

Another Word For Bitch

Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf

by Aakell May 10, 2009

Smurf

hot sexy maintenance workers who wear sexy blue uniforms, often accompanied by hot tool belts.

The sexy smurf lifted the light fixture over his head exposing his rippling biceps.

by sexy buns October 13, 2006