Smeg Day

April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.

I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.

by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020

Caviar smeg

A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool

Shut the f*** up Callum you have caviar smeg

by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022

Smeg Tossing

Smeg Tossing is the act of taking the smegma in ones foreskin and shooting it into another's foreskin, and have your Tossing partner squirt it back into yours.

My partner and I decided to try Smeg Tossing, It was great!

by Capn Dickhead March 30, 2015

smeg legs

One that has dry semen in there leg hairs after masturbating

A worthy insult

There go's smeg legs again

by xJezzx May 17, 2006

Smeg-mah

A word that can censor or substitute for any sick/vugar term. It can refer to a tight hairy asshole or semen. It can be used a verb, noun,or adjective. There is no wrong way to use Smeg-mah.

1.We were having dirty sex when i smeg-mah'ed in his smeg-mah.

2. See that girl over there? I pounded that Smeg-Mah untill it was oozing Smeg- Mah

by tyty from ncl April 4, 2010

garg the smeg

The act of loading enough smegma in your mouth to effectively gargle it.

I hope to christ that there is no man out there that accumulates enough smegma for another to effectively garg the smeg.

by apound21 May 7, 2009

Smeg-meg

The female counter-part to nut-meg in soccer. It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a girl's (the victim's) planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a smeg-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official smeg-meg did not occur. I came up with this one circa 1990.

Person #1 "Did you see that girl get nut-megged?"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"

by Ace Binkley September 23, 2005