sladden

A small phallic shape, often used for anal stretching before intercourse.

"Pass me that sladden babe, I'm prepping for big cock"

by Boo yah October 19, 2015

dirty sloan

The act of vigorously rubbing your testicles with sandpaper while listening to your flatmates clap cheeks in the kitchen, attempting to reach culmination at the same moment.

He can't be reached right now, he's doing the dirty sloan, then he'll be online.

by HomeDepotBandito March 7, 2020

Sloaning

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

by L Burr November 22, 2011

sloaney

A teenager who goes to a particularly posh private school like Stowe, Francis Holland, Westminster etc. Have a very defined style - girls usually wear dark skinny jeans, with jumpers, chunky jewellery and belts and boys wear jeans with polo shirts or layered Ts. All designer-made, of course. Hang around the King's Road, or sometimes, High St Ken/Notting Hill. Very overprotected and blue their parents' (usually Daddy's) money. Often appear in Tatler (magazine)in the party scene section.

2 (normal) people walking down the Kings Road see a sloaney on their mobile, who then sees their other sloaney friend, rushes up to them and pecks them on the cheeks french-style.

by kat1 April 30, 2006

Lazy man's load

An unmanageably large load carried to avoid making more than one trip. The phrase originates from the American South.

I took a lazy man's load of groceries out of the car and ended up dropping them all on the driveway.

by cfisher November 5, 2009

Acey Slade

Talented, mesmerizing person that is very committed to whatever he endeavors.

Are you an Acey Slade?

by Becky August 12, 2004

slade

The most badass cartoon villain if there ever was one.

You should never play with fire, Robin. You might get burned...

by Blah February 20, 2005