sausage packer

a girl who only has guy friends and no girl friends

it is derived from the act of packing a lot of sausages (aka. penises) into one of your many holes, or maybe all at once.

Keanna is such a sausage packer she just loves the smell of sweaty guys.

by kwandy December 10, 2014

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

silly sausage

Silly Sausage, a light hearted insult to describe someone who is being silly or generally stupid.

Person 1: How cool was the OC last night?!
Person 2: You silly sausage.

by Piepiepie November 8, 2006

sausage locker

A name for a overly used Vagina, typically one that is used by 2 or 3 different men in a day.

Lindsey is such a whore, her cunt is a fucking sausage locker !

by Snowmann September 26, 2007

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it, and using it as a dildo

Honey, I want to try a sausage dildo tonight.

by BigOleBlackCock August 19, 2016

midnight sausage

The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.

1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."

2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."

by Bweahns May 31, 2009

liberty sausage

What "patriotic" Americans called frankfurters (hotdogs)during the World War I years during the height of anti-German hysteria here in the United States.

To protest their anti-German feelings Americans renamed frankfurters liberty sausage.

by freedomlegs January 24, 2010