Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

slanket

n. A cheap knock-off of a Snuggie.

That bitch stole my Snuggie and said it was her Slanket!

by SexyBabii November 17, 2010

swanked

to get caught out there by someone

Did you hear about Clyde getting caught making up words? He got swanked by Sylvia.

by Sylvia20782 December 26, 2007

Spanked

A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole

mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!

by hazyb May 8, 2010

slanket

A blanket with sleeves for females. If a male has one he is probably a fag.

I can't believe vin has a slanket. What a fag.

by Bobby Jones IV January 10, 2009