slackeriness

the act of being slackery.

"I forgot to."
"It's the vodka."
"What's the vodka?"
Your slackeriness!"

by Fizzy77 December 14, 2009

slackerbagging

When you're too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag so you have to share it with all your bros.

"I don't get my paycheck until next week, so we were slackerbagging in my only sleeping bag at my super manly pajamas party last night ."

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

Total Slacker

1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman

1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up

2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!

by Phillip Kaufman June 14, 2006

stackers

1- pharmaceutical uppers, stimulants, or steroids

2- Easy method of measuring and transporting street drugs in pill form.

1- I was dragging ass today at work, so I popped a couple of stackers and now I'm a hummingbird

2- I got some stackers of X mixed with coke... where'd I leave that fucking razor?

by rainman420 April 21, 2005

slackership

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

slackergic

Promoting the productive or creative energies of those possessing slack. Pertaining to the productivity of a slacker. Any slack promoting or releasing agent.

Billy cobbled together his most ambitious spot welded compositions while chilling to the slackergic riffs of Ska and Rasta music.

by Russell Clark December 7, 2006

Slacker G2

Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.

My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.

by BigDawg2353 February 24, 2009