The act of getting a mouth full of baby oil and giving/receiving the sloppiest, most juicy head of your life. One you/he finishes, you lather him/get lathered with said oil.
David: Bro my girl gave me the nastiest Sloggin Noggin in the world. Thomas: what brand did she use??
by Uravgbootylovr April 26, 2025
Get the Sloggin Noggin mug.Sloggish (adj.):
The specific kind of tired, heavy, slightly regretful feeling you get after eating too much or making a decision you thought would feel good but just made you slow.
The specific kind of tired, heavy, slightly regretful feeling you get after eating too much or making a decision you thought would feel good but just made you slow.
by Aerynes August 1, 2025
Get the Sloggish mug.The act of utilizing a slam hog, hard sweaty sex with a woman who you know will be a regretful notch on the bedpost. (See Slam hog)
by crazyburgh January 10, 2008
Get the Ham Sloggin' mug.A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015
Get the mrs sloggot mug.Someone with such a huge penis that they have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow. The dick slogger is a bit of an urban legend, but the mere possibility of his existence makes ladies cream.
Alison: Hey, tell me about your friend Jordan
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!
by Cpt Obveeous October 17, 2015
Get the dick slogger mug.by DigitalR March 11, 2022
Get the Wet slogger mug.A slang for sucking someones asshole so hard the remaining poo inside their colon goes inside your mouth.
"Hey Nick how was your night yesterday with Tony?" "Tony gave me another Hoggy Sloggy last night." "Jesus it's the 3rd time this week how does he keep doing that to you?" "I swear i cleaned it until to the roof of my intestine everytime we finish there's just beown stuff on his mouth!"
by Dijomax August 16, 2022
Get the Hoggy Sloggy mug.