The burning, irrated condition one develops upon the outer vaginal region when one tans (either outside in the sun, a tanning bed, etc.) naked
"Ow! I just went tanning. Now my junk hurts!"
"Don't you wear a bikini when you tan?"
"Nope I do it naked."
"Ahahahahaha you have a sizzle snatch."
"Don't you wear a bikini when you tan?"
"Nope I do it naked."
"Ahahahahaha you have a sizzle snatch."
by VLC December 12, 2008
A homosexual act performed between usually Greek or black men, which is traditionally noted for the mixture of semen in matted, generally dark chest hair. One homosexual partner will typically don an apron portraying a cartoon penis wearing a chief's hat and shouting from his urethra "kiss the cook!!" The submissive nubian then calls for a deisel load of seminal fluid which he then mixes nuturingly, to shape and condition his chest hair, conforming to the manner and style of today's "afro."
"Hey little buddy, where'd you get that sizzle chest?"
"Tobechukwu just delivered his man-payload...where'd you get yours, the Albanian boy we adopted?"
"Tobechukwu just delivered his man-payload...where'd you get yours, the Albanian boy we adopted?"
by Haskins Lombardy December 20, 2003
J Sizzle is the Holy Christ himself, Jesus.
Sheeeesh, we do be praising J Sizzle
by Sheeeeeeeeeesh April 29, 2021
by Fatbittch May 15, 2016
A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.
Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!
by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018
A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.
by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022
Last year's Fourth of July ended with a drunken circle-jerk and a spectacular mass sizzle jizzle into the bonfire.
by JL_JL July 10, 2018