Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold

The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.

by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA

Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022

i'll make it very simple and clear

when you copy and paste a review

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "

by Whycantiusethishandle? March 9, 2019

Simplexity

Referring to an idea, or concept that appears to be simple to understand, yet is very complex in it's true description.

The simplexity of the universe would reveal much more than the eye could ever see.

by Wayne Siegmund November 10, 2008

simpleswine

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Sampler Plate

A place with people from many distinct cultures, coupled with the fact that one wants to bang people from all cultures. It is to be done in the matter of choosing cultures as if it were a sampler place or a buffet. Large universities are excellent Sampler Plates.

Damn, Ohio State is a Sampler Plate bro! Shit hits different...

Dude, tf are you talking about? Pussy is pussy.

by the cool duder August 30, 2020

Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015