Riding the Short Bus to Narnia 

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

Badger Short Bus Brigade 

A group of UW-Madison students who converted a short bus into a Wisconsin Badger football tailgating vehicle. They are also a registered Limited Liability Company with the state of Wisconsin.

The Badger Short Bus Brigade just drove by blasting Journey.

Badger Short Bus Brigade by Dustin McMahon March 14, 2008

The Short Bus 

The Short Bus is the bus you see people with special needs riding on. Sometimes referred to as ‘The Sunshine Bus’.

“My brother rides on the short bus, he’s got severe autism.”

The Short Bus by ratboii June 14, 2018

russian short bus 

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.

A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!

russian short bus by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015

east compton short bus 

a reach around (non homosexual) while nailing a chick who is covering herself in salami OR
a Chode

Last night pete got an east compton short bus from Betty

east compton short bus by bkup October 19, 2006

Souped Up Short Bus 

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.

1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday

Souped Up Short Bus by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011