by Lauren0289 March 2, 2006
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Verb: Shmorging, or to shmorg
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by Landon Russell October 4, 2007
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1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010
Get the Jersey Shorgasm mug.The "R.Shogan" is short for the Royal
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
by Boon September 8, 2004
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Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!
Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...
Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!
Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...
Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!
by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009
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Person 1: Hey man, can you teach me how to play Shogi?
Person 2: Sure man!, all you have to do is to Shoot a Big Ass Laser Beam from your ASS!!!!!
Person 3: YO WHAT THE FUCK?!, THAT'S NOT SHOGI!!!!!
Person 2: Sure man!, all you have to do is to Shoot a Big Ass Laser Beam from your ASS!!!!!
Person 3: YO WHAT THE FUCK?!, THAT'S NOT SHOGI!!!!!
by DuwangKaizer September 12, 2020
Get the Shogi mug.Pronounced - shu-gaz-uhm; noun; the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of shoe shopping excitation, usually resulting from placement of the foot/feet into a shoe/pair of shoes and is usually accompanied by the purchase of said shoes with complete disregard to pricing.
So I just slid one foot in and I couldn't help myself; I had a shoegasm right there in the middle of the store. Good thing I was sitting down for it.
by Naiad88 May 3, 2011
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