shavecrastination

1. The absolute lowest form of procrastination.
2. a sign of an insurmountable workload.

Me: "I can wait another day... I doesn't look that bad!"
God: YOU SIR ARE WRONG

...shavecrastination, yo.

by Carl Dahlhaus October 4, 2011

Wee shaver

A state of being young or inexperienced

"Back when I was a wee shaver, I can remember doing that thing that was hilarious but reallly dumb, oh ho ho, what were we thinking."

by Llardy January 1, 2012

taco shave

The process of removing hair from the female pelvic region resulting in a fiery sensation of the beef curtains, taint and anus.

After prepping for her honeymoon, Marla had a wicked case of taco shave.

by Mike Honcho-Munson April 10, 2017

shavery

word to describe wood shavings

man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
woman: shavery??

by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010

free shavacado

it’s a vine. just look it up.

jamie: what’s your favorite vine?
jack: free shavacado

by Jamieisameme May 21, 2019

analog shave

shave with a straight razor; not electric.

I can't shave analog, man--gotta use tha Norelco.

That analog shave gave me a muhfuckin rash, man . . .

by gokblok March 30, 2008

shaven haven

Shaven Haven - When a female shaves her welcome matt (Pubic region).

"Shaven Haven! Repsect." - Ali G "In Da House".

by Hinz January 29, 2005