shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015

mouth shmutz

that disgusting white dried saliva that gets cought up on the side of your mouth

hey that dude got some fucking nasty ass mouth shmutz..i just lost my appetite

by deftogods! September 6, 2009

shmot

Yet another code name for pot. Comes from the code-name "smot," from the commonly used phrase, "Hey, let's go poke some smot."

See Also: Smot, Pot, Cannabis, etc.

You wanna poke some shmot??

by Carlene September 23, 2005

shmit

Alteration of the word "Shit".

Can be used instead of Shit, so as not to offend anyone.

WTF? Cold toco meat...I hate that Shmit!

Toco Bell makes me shmit....

by Juggers November 24, 2004

wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Schmutty

A stank ass cat that needs to lick its ass.

OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?

Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.

by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010

shmatza

a depressed or sad feeling.

you dont look to good, whats wrong??

i dont know i feel kinda shmatza.. =

by lectora February 9, 2008