Shmuck

An imbecile who is ignorant

Sammy is being such a shmuck

by Wakanda2307 October 25, 2019

Shmuck

Someone who has been dumb and you don’t like them any more.

Dude1: *trips over a table*
Dude2: ha watta shmuck

by Bonnie0809 December 19, 2019

shmuck

Shmuck means the word emily

gay shmuck

emily is a shmuck

by mi nam jeoff August 03, 2021

Shmuck

A stupid mother fucker

Don't act like a shmuck

by Eligelibeli May 29, 2017

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants April 27, 2016

shmucked

get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth

man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked

by stinky feet smells July 01, 2022

shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 13, 2024