shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shitfaceded

the act of being shitfaced

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted

by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011

tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

the shitface

A front presented to deceive someone and string them along, only to then sell them out. This is most commonly used in discussions on politics or geopolitics to ridicule someone's misplaced trust. Generally followed by an obnoxious number of crying-laughing emojis.

"I can't believe you fell for it again. Bernie got you with the shitface! LOL He says he's anti-capitalist, but all he did was sheepdog you back into the Democrats."

"You voted 'America First' but you got 'Israel First' again lmaooooo Trump got you with the shitface!"

by Duval till we die mfer February 28, 2025

shitfaced

when you are fucking drunk

"i was so shitfaced yesterday a should not have fucked that guy" - Superbad

by Bjørn The Bootykiller May 22, 2018

ShitFace

She givin’ slurp from the back, and you let out the chocolate thunder. In during this you create a silhouette of her form and cover her face in shid

“ShitFaced some bitch last night, took a picture of it and framed it.”

by YEETER550 April 20, 2024

Shitfaced

To comsume enough alcohol to get very Drunk

Joe: NOW WHO WANTS TO GET SHITFACED!?
Mike: I'm in!

by Cuphead35 June 25, 2018